the Inconvenient Reality edition

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​Issue #19

Here are some FACTS. They have no political affiliation, party lines, gender preferences, agenda, personal angle, Deep State impetus, or attendant conclusions. They are simply a list of easily verifiable FACTS. Any reader can decide what links these FACTS may or may not have to one another, if any, or whether they are simple coincidences. I have not manufactured a single word, although it may sometimes seem to be the case, as many of these FACTS are startling, especially when seen compiled in one document. Like, for instance, the way they used to appear in investigative newspapers, such as the Washington Post, currently owned by successful businessman Jeff Bezos.

1. Jeffrey Epstein died in federal prison while Donald. J Trump was president. Initially, it was said that cameras at the Metropolitan Correctional Center trained on Epstein’s cell were not functioning due to technical error, part of a larger outage not noticed until afterward. This is difficult to explain since surveillance is 24/7 in federal prison. The guards on duty who “fell asleep” and falsified records about performing checks on Epstein’s cell during the night were charged with negligence and sentenced to community service.

2. Bill Barr was Trump’s Attorney General at the time, and therefore responsible for overseeing all federal prisons. After Epstein’s death in 2019, Barr promised a “strenuous and thorough investigation”. The results of the investigation have yet to be released, although Barr has publicly insisted no pertinent evidence was discovered. Bill Barr previously worked for Kirkland & Ellis, the law firm that represented Jeffrey Epstein in 2006.

3. Bill Barr’s father, Donald Barr, was headmaster of The Dalton School from 1964-74. The Dalton School is an elite private institution for the children of the wealthy in Manhattan. Donald Barr personally hired Jeffrey Epstein as a math teacher, despite the fact that Epstein had no teaching credentials, or even a college degree.

4. Donald Barr was in the OSS during WWII, a precursor to the CIA. He also wrote several science fiction novels. One, entitled “Space Relations” is about a planet ruled by oligarchs who engage in child sex slavery. You can buy a copy of “Space Relations” online and read it yourself, simply by clicking a button on the site of Jeff Bezos’ company, Amazon.

5. After being let go for "poor performance," which many who attended the school said primarily meant an intense and inappropriate fixation on certain female students, Jeffrey Epstein began working for Bear Stearns. Bear Stearns collapsed in 2008 due to improprieties related to the housing crash. Jeffrey Epstein parlayed his total lack of money management experience into the position of money manager for several billionaires, including Les Wexner, founder and CEO of L Brands, and Apollo Global Management Chairman Leon Black. Black alone paid Epstein $158 million for “tax and estate planning services”. Black also paid $62.5 million to the U.S. Virgin Islands to be released from potential claims arising from the territory's probe into Epstein's operation. Wexner and Black insist they knew nothing about Epstein’s off-hours sexual criminality. People with a great deal of money often insist things, which on the whole tend to be believed, or at least waved away and forgotten about, in direct proportion to how towering the pile of money is. In January of 2025, Donald J. Trump nominated Ben Black, Leon Black’s son, to serve as CEO of the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation. The announcement came three days after Bloomberg reported Black's interest in purchasing debt tied to Elon Musk’s acquisition of the social media platform X.

6. Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s partner, is the daughter of Robert Maxwell. Robert Maxwell was a billionaire investor, British member of parliament, and recidivist criminal. He was found dead in 1991, floating near his yacht, the Lady Ghislaine, anchored off the Canary Islands. Robert Maxwell’s death was termed an “accident”, although three different pathologists could not agree on the ultimate cause. Factually, he might have simply fallen overboard drunk, or maybe committed suicide when the yacht’s cameras stopped functioning. After Robert Maxwell’s death, it was discovered that he had embezzled hundreds of millions of pounds from UK pension funds. His publishing empire subsequently collapsed, including many newspapers, such as the Daily Mirror, which were then purchased by billionaire Rupert Murdoch. Rupert Murdoch is a longtime advisor of Donald J. Trump, as well as the owner of FOX News. Robert Maxwell was suspected by both British and US intelligence of being an agent for the KGB and/or Mossad. Maxwell’s right-hand man, and editor of the Daily Mirror, was Nicholas Davies, a confirmed ex-Mossad agent.

7. Ghislaine Maxwell got twenty years in prison for crimes involving the seduction of underage women to engage in criminal sexual activity, and conspiracy to entice them to engage in illegal sex acts. Many of these acts took place on the Lolita Express, Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane. Other criminal activity took place at Epstein’s home in Palm Beach, which is minutes away from a property known as "Mar-a-Lago". Donald J. Trump lives at the property known as Mar-a-Lago. At Jeffrey Epstein’s first trial in 2006 for multiple rape, sex trafficking, and soliciting prostitutes, for which he was facing life in prison, his maid, Juan Alessi, testified that, “Mr. Trump was here all the time.”

8. There are many photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump surveying crowds of women together at Manhattan clubs, laughing and patting each other’s back. At the 2006 trial, Epstein testified that Donald J. Trump was his best friend. Donald J. Trump claims to have "barely known" Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein attended Donald J. Trump’s 1993 wedding to Marla Maples. Factually, most married people can attest that they do not generally invite people they barely know to their weddings.

9. At Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial, Epstein's longtime pilot testified under oath that Trump flew on Epstein's plane “multiple times” in 1993 alone. Donald J. Trump also appears on flight logs in ‘94, ’95, ’96, and ’97. In terms of mathematics, how does one quantify multiple? Donald J. Trump has repeatedly denied ever being on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane. Donald J. Trump was either on the plane, or he was not. A FACTUAL analysis that considers pilot testimony under oath, as well as contemporaneous flight logs, might lead an objective observer to conclude that Donald J. Trump was indeed on the plane a significant if indeterminate number of times, since the testimony and logs are either false, in which case they are not factual, or they are true, in which case someone is lying.

10. In 1993 Donald J. Trump held a small “Calendar Girl” party at Mar-a-Lago with twenty young models, and two invited guests. The guests were businessman George Houraney, and Jeffrey Epstein. Houraney’s girlfriend, Jill Harth, testified in her 1997 suit against Donald J. Trump that he forcibly kissed her, fondled her, and physically restrained her from leaving a bedroom. Donald J. Trump settled the lawsuit with Harth for an undisclosed amount, but did not admit guilt. The alleviation of guilt admission is regularly what the accused pays to settle a lawsuit, but not always. Sometimes, defendants pay off their accusers because they’re tired and it has been a long week, and can we just move on, already?

11. Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey’s Epstein's main accusers, who died by suicide six months ago, although in a different manner than Epstein and Robert Maxwell, said she was recruited into Epstein’s sex-trafficking network at age 17, while working as a pool girl at Mar-a-Lago. She also accused Prince Andrew of repeatedly sexually abusing her that same year, on "dates" arranged by Jeffrey Epstein, an allegation the Prince called “baseless”, although settled with Giuffre out of court for an unknown sum without admitting guilt, which is a thing people sometimes do.

12. Jeffrey Epstein was good friends with Jean-Luc Brunel. Brunel was a French model scout who was awaiting trial on charges that he raped underage girls, when he died by suicide in a Paris jail in 2022. No word so far on camera functionality. Virginia Giuffre was among the women who had accused Brunel of sexual abuse. She said Ghislaine Maxwell sent her to many places to have sex with Brunel. Court records also say that Brunel would exploit underage girls from disadvantaged backgrounds by offering them modelling jobs, but would then bring them to the US and "farm them out" to his friends, especially Jeffrey Epstein. In the same way that friends often share meals, or clothes, or underaged girls, Brunel and Epstein also found a strong, lifelong connection in the sharing of improbable suicides while incarcerated.

13. Donald J. Trump’s name appears circled in Epstein’s “little black book”, which was published by Gawker in 2015 consisting of 1,571 personal contacts, which spanned 97 pages of Epstein associates, including high-powered figures such as Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, Alan Dershowitz, and former Israeli prime minister Ehud Barak. Those men were also among the 38 entries whose names were circled. It is factually unknown why particular men’s names were circled, which could simply have been a random tic of Epstein’s, or plain bad luck for former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak.

14. Jeffrey Epstein’s plane, The Lolita Express, was named after Vladimir Nabokov’s brilliantly disturbing novel about an older man obsessed with a twelve-year old girl, who he proceeds to groom and repeatedly rape, named Lolita.

15. During his 2006 trial, Jeffrey Epstein was offered a sweetheart plea deal of minimum security with work release for thirteen months, instead of LIFE in federal prison, in exchange for pleading guilty to a single count of soliciting prostitution with no age stipulation. The prosecutor who offered that deal was named Alex Acosta. Despite having no experience in labor law, Alex Acosta was later made Labor Secretary under Donald J. Trump from 2017-19. It’s factually possible that this is a coincidence, and Acosta simply seemed to be the best choice, out of every single lawyer in America, to be elevated to a powerful cabinet post.

16. The prosecutor who took over for Alex Acosta in Florida was named Pam Bondi. During her tenure she repeatedly refused to re-open Epstein's case despite a wealth of new evidence. Pam Bondi is now Donald J. Trump’s Attorney General. Pam “The List Is On My Desk/There Is No List” Bondi, according to Donald J. Trump, is “doing a fantastic job". It’s possible this is merely a coincidence, and, like many scenes from ancient Greek dramaturgy, it was destined that Bondi follow in the shoes of the legendary Bill Barr, who is indelibly stained by Jeffrey Epstein, and Bill Barr’s father, who is indelibly stained by Jeffrey Epstein. There are those who insist it's possible to argue with math, but most top poker players advise against it.

17. Epstein’s crimes are usually referred to as criminal sexual misconduct with “underaged women”. This is inaccurate. “Underaged women” are, in fact, a more convenient name for children. Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were a highly organized and ruthless team of child rapists for hire.

18. It is widely speculated that Jeffrey Epstein’s investment business was actually financed through Ghislaine Maxwell’s father Robert Maxwell, at the behest of Russian and possibly Israeli intelligence, in order to blackmail the very wealthy and powerful political figures who visited Little St. James, part of the Virgin Islands, and also known as “Epstein Island” or “Fuck Island”, which Epstein bought for 8 million dollars because of the view. Donald J. Trump claims to have never been there. Bill Clinton claims to have never been there. Prince Andrew claims to have never been there. Alan Dershowitz claims to have never been there. It’s possible these are all factual statements. Also (see the Steel Dossier), any kompromat Russian intelligence has on Donald J. Trump is widely known to be a Deep State hoax.

19. Epstein’s housekeeper, Juan Alessi, testified that Alan Dershowitz would often visit Epstein’s Florida mansion to get “massages”. Jane Doe #3 in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial said that Epstein “required” her to have sexual relations with Dershowitz on multiple occasions when she was a minor. Alan Dershowitz admitted to receiving massages, but said he “always kept his underwear on”. That is a true statement. Or at least it is true that he said it. As a lawyer, Alan Dershowitz has defended both O.J. Simpson and Donald J. Trump. In a Fox News rant, where Dershowitz is a regular if mildly coherent contributor, he claimed to be a victim of the MeToo movement, and accused “radical feminists” of focusing on Epstein and his associates (and the wearing or not wearing of underwear) while refusing to “condemn Hamas”, who he referred to as a “Palestinian armed group”, that were more deserving of MeToo attention than himself.

20. At Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial, she testified that Melania was introduced to Donald J. Trump on The Lolita Express, a plane he denies ever being on, and that they had sex for the first time on the plane he claims to never have boarded.

21. Melania is an immigrant who came to America on a work visa that expired, and simply never left. Much like many people currently imprisoned at Alligator Alcatraz. Melania’s visa was for work as a “model”, although she does not seem to have done any modeling except for naked photos that can easily be found online. Many in the industry are confused as to how Melania could have been working as a model, since there is no record of her on any product or fashion shoots, except for the previously mentioned nude shots, one of which features her simulating sex with another woman. It’s possible that by “model”, which is often a euphemism for “escort”, Melania came to America to take pictures focusing on the overall concept of Sapphic Beauty, and to promote the rights of lesbians the world over to love the people whom they love, without shame or censure. Or, maybe they’re just jerkoff snaps she was paid $300 cash for by Jean-Luc Brunel.

22. in 2024 Donald J. Trump was unanimously found liable (guilty) by a jury, half of which was selected by his own lawyers using the voir dire process, for sexually assaulting (raping) E. Jean Carroll. It is a fact that, according to New York state law, a finding of this sort must be unanimous, which means that if a single juror felt Donald J. Trump was not guilty, he would have been exonerated.

23. Donald J. Trump has been publicly accused of sexual assault by at least twenty different women, most of whom opened themselves up to endless media attention and abuse by his supporters, although never sued or received a penny for speaking out, simply because of the need to tell their story and support one another. It's possible, in a factual sense, that every single one is a lying gold-digger promised gifts of chocolate and nylons by the Deep State for coming forward.

24. Former-wife Ivana Trump (who died in 2022 after falling down a flight of stairs, which is a thing that can happen if you’re not careful) accused Donald J. Trump of raping her after their divorce, then later recanted. Sometimes people, usually hysterical women, make claims of this sort and then recant. Relationships with exes are, as we all know, fraught. Ivana Trump is buried at the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster in Bedminster, New Jersey. Just off the 17th green. On a subjective basis, many think the 18th green has a better view, but when you've had three wives, all of whom will ultimately need burying, a man is forced to make difficult decisions.

25. Stormy Daniels.

26. Donald J. Trump has an 80% positive poll rating with the Christian Evangelist community.

27. Donald J. Trump is a rapist.

28. Donald J. Trump is a child rapist.

29. Donald J. Trump is a child rapist whose best friend is a dead child rapist.

30. Those are FACTS. Dispute them if you will, but if you voted for Donald J. Trump, either once or twice, that is what you voted for, either once or twice. If you defend him and choose only to see what is convenient to your personal narrative, instead of the plentitude of facts spread out like a royal flush on the green velvet before you, there is not a word for the degree of cowardice you are the apotheosis of.

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