the "It Speaks" edition

NF, One L
Issue #25

1. In late July, over two days, Jeffrey Epstein’s partner, Ghislaine Maxwell, was interviewed at the Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee, Florida.

2. Ghislaine Maxwell is serving twenty years in federal prison for her role in a scheme to sexually exploit and abuse multiple minor girls over the course of a decade, after being found guilty of conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, transporting a minor to participate in illegal sex acts, sex trafficking conspiracy, and sex trafficking of a minor.

3. Ghislaine Maxwell was interviewed by the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.

4. The Deputy Attorney General of The United States is Todd Blanche.

5. Todd Blanche is Donald J. Trump’s former personal defense attorney, who represented him against multiple felony indictments, and with whom he shared attorney-client privilege.

6. It is highly unusual for a senior Justice Department official, let alone the deputy attorney general, let alone the president's former personal attorney, to conduct an interview with a potential cooperating witness. In fact, legal scholars, generally a hysterical and confabulating lot, think it may be the first time ever.

7. Ghislaine Maxwell more or less represented to Todd Blanche that she did nothing wrong. Ghislaine Maxwell more or less represented to Todd Blanche that Donald J. Trump did nothing wrong. Donald J. Trump, within the last sixty days, has offhandedly mentioned that while he has no intention at the moment of pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell, he could if he wanted to.

8. Less than one week after being interviewed by Todd Blanche, Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred from the Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee, Florida to the Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas, which is a minimum-security facility. Other notable inmates at FPC Bryan include Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes and former "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star Jen Shah. Many people, without a vested interest in making ironic jokes about presidentially-owned golf courses, have still described FPC Bryan as "a country club".

9. There has been no reason given as to why a convicted pedophile, rapist, and procurer was transferred from a Federal Correctional Institution to a Prison Camp, and/or who had the authority to make that decision. Legal experts generally agree that pedophiles are not randomly assigned to cushier prison postings for unstated reasons, for instance if it is determined that they seem to be acting slightly less pedo-y of late and deserve a reward, without anyone being asked to explain why.

10. The Bureau of Prisons policy explicitly does not allow convicted sex offenders to be housed in minimum-security camps. Maxwell's transfer required a special waiver. Who asked for and/or granted this waiver has yet to be made public.

11. Throughout Jeffrey Epstein’s and her own trial, Ghislaine Maxwell lied to lawyers, prosecutors, and judges, let alone lied on the stand in front of the families of dozens of the victims of the abuse she participated in. Because of this, Ghislaine Maxwell was additionally charged with perjury. Her additional perjury charges were dropped when the twenty-year conviction was secured.

12. It is a mathematical certainty that every single word coming out of the mouth of the raving sociopath/rapist/pedophile that is Ghislaine Maxwell is pure, unadulterated horseshit, and uttered solely to lessen her punishment, a behavior akin to virtually any member of the rodentia family when backed into a corner.

13. Donald J. Trump is a rapist.

14. Donald J. Trump is a child-rapist.

15. Donald J. Trump’s best friend is a dead child rapist.

16. That friend's girlfriend says Donald J. Trump is without guilt.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.